Every time I see a picture of George RR Martin I think, “dude would make a great leather daddy.”
Is it just me that thinks that? It’s probably just me…
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It has been an awfully long time since I’ve updated anything, and for that I apologize…it’s been a long few months.
I am currently 6 days away from my 8 month manniversary and SOOOO MUCH has happened including two major illnesses and a relocation.
In February and the end of March I had some very serious bronchitis, the second round of which nearly hospitalized me. I’m super thankful for modern…
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
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Someone told me this story recently: a man is at a high-class party, talking to a woman. He asks if the woman would sleep with him for five million dollars. Blushing, she says that the terms would have to be discussed. He asks her if she would…
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
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